Everyone... i am a bird KILLER! I know this may come as a surprise to most because I'm gentle, loving, and kind. No Im kidding, but i really did kill a mockingbird. Anyway this is how it all went down. We have this bird at our house, that sits up on top of the chimney. It is constantly screeching all day long. But thats not all! Not only does this bird yelp all day long... but ALL night long too... i think it was half nocturnal (or blind). Seriously it never slept. Well the other day i had just put lily down for a nap... and then went to the couch to rest and watch Reba. That dang little guy... he just wouldn't stop. Dont get me wrong... I yelled up the chimney a few times to warn him... but he just egged me on. So i went out side and found a rock. Now again, in my mind i thought, with my aim there is no way i will hit this bird, ill just scare it. OH NO... i hit it... i hit it hard. I should have aimed for it, then i might have missed it. Anyway there will be no more bird squawkin' down my Chimney. Really it breaks my heart... he kinda was like a special rooster.